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from Discovering America by The Nineties

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This track's about the futility of pursuing any sort of organized group activity.

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If I weren't a paraplegic
I would use my legs to stomp out inner-city violence.
And if I weren't a deaf-mute
I would use my voice and ears to stop the silence.
And if I weren't a pedophile I could make the children smile,
But I am, so I won't and now I have more free time.

If I weren't a Ku Klux Klansman
I would make sure all my action was affirmative.
And If I weren't objective
I'd believe in the categorical imperative.
And if I weren't a missionary, I'd be in Satan's seminary,
But I am, so I won't and now I have more free time.

All inclusion will yield
Exclusion in fields
That might help some jerk.

credits

from Discovering America, track released January 1, 2012
Dorian Deangelo - Bass, Backing Vocals
Alex Hood - Guitar, Backing Vocals
Dan Stern - Drums, Lead Vocals

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The Nineties New York, New York

Three college students met somewhere on the autism spectrum. They soon bonded over their love of hilarious fucking shit. They now make fast music 'cause slow music is for boring relationship people.

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